“The louder I talk, the more I believe myself. I don’t know the meaning of ‘inside voice’. I have no volume control. You can hear me all day long, no matter how hard you try to tune me out.”

I enjoy hearing my own voice echoing off the office corridors and break room walls. Whether I’m talking to them or not, people need to hear me. I can be talking about my weekend, the weird rash on my neck, or how my kid broke his arm during soccer playoffs…it doesn’t matter! As long as my booming voice detailing the minutia of my life can be heard from one side of the office to the other, I’m complete.

I want to:

Be notified when Megaphone Mouth is ready to come home with me. Here’s my info, fools.

The Stuffie Details

• About 10 inches tall
• About 15 1/2 inches wide (arm-to-arm)
• Great view of uvula
• A nifty badge on back with Megaphone Mouth’s name and infamous quote
• Flat bottom so that Megaphone Mouth can stand for easy display
• Made with a durable nonwoven material
• Polyfill stuffing
• For big kids aged 15+
• Intended for people with good taste and an elevated sense of humor

Wanna Vent?

If you want to call out a Megaphone Mouth of your own and tell us how they live up to the name, send us your woeful tale. Keep it to a short paragraph or two. If it’s clean and funny, we might just post it! For the protection of all egos involved, and because we have a small legal budget, please keep real names (people and companies) out of the line of fire.