Designer Plush - Office Cronies by nottaTOY

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“I only smile for C-levels. Ask and you shall not receive. I consider it a personal affront to have to support you. Order your own office supplies!”

I may have a candy jar on my desk, but I’m anything but sweet. When you need something, you’ll probably do everything you can to take care of it yourself so you won’t have to deal with me – at least that’s my strategy.

If you ever call me a “secretary”, I will cut you off from the office supply cabinet and repay you with icy glares as you pass my station. Managing my executive’s personal and professional calendar is my mission in life. If you aren’t directly tied to that mission, I will do my very best to ignore you. I don’t have time for your silly requests. Hey, those donuts are for management only!

The Stuffie Details

About 11 inches tall
About 5 1/2 inches wide
Stony glare, evil horns, and wireless headset included
A nifty badge on back with Mean Admin’s name and infamous quote
Flat bottom so that Mean Admin can stand for easy display
Made with a durable nonwoven material
Polyfill stuffing
For big kids aged 15+
Intended for people with good taste and an elevated sense of humor

Encounters with a Real Mean Admin

My coworker went into the break room for his morning cup o’ Joe. He poured his cup and proceeded back to his cube. He was intercepted by the CEO’s raging admin, who reamed him for drinking out of the Grand Pooba’s special pot. Apparently he failed to notice the label. How DARE he! The poor same fellow was forced to move cubes twice in one month when two different mean admins in the area complained to the manager two levels above him about his “excessively loud” typing. Can you possibly get more petty? – Jenny from Austin, TX

Wanna Vent?

If you want to call out an Mean Admin of your own and tell us how they live up to the name, send us your woeful tale. Keep it to a short paragraph or two. If it’s clean and funny, we might just post it! For the protection of all egos involved, and because we have a small legal budget, please keep real names (people and companies) out of the line of fire.