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Captain Obvious - 10 inches tall

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:07:36 +0000

The guy in the office that drops a big "duh" bomb on a frighteningly regular basis. Captain Obvious says, “What we need is a solution to our problem! I’m filled with brilliant insight.”

Bottleneck - 10 inches tall

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:07:36 +0000

Use humor to channel your rage at that person in the office that lives to get in the way of progress. Bottleneck says, “Your emergency is not my priority. I live to throw wrenches into your timelines.”

Empty Suit - 10 inches tall

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:07:36 +0000

Take a pot shot at the big boss man of the office. Empty Suit says, “My strategy is to increase retention by decreasing attrition. Wanna see my bonus check?”

Fridge Raider - 9 inches tall

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:07:36 +0000

The sneaky bugger that swipes all the good stuff out of the fridge in the office break room. Fridge Raider says, “If it’s not labeled, it’s MINE! Wait – if it IS labeled, it’s mine! No label can thwart me!”

Mean Admin - 11 inches tall

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:07:36 +0000

Generate smiles by mocking the person in the office who never does. Mean Admin says, “I only smile for executives. Ask and you shall not receive. Order your own office supplies!”