Designer Plush - Office Cronies by nottaTOY

Mouse over thumbnails to the right to view larger image above, click on an image to enlarge it

“If it’s not labeled, it’s MINE! Wait – if it IS labeled, it’s mine! Your pudding cup, your soda, your leftover burrito…mine…ALL MINE!! No label is big enough or clear enough to thwart me!”

I’m the sneaky little bugger that disappears the food you were so looking forward to eating. 10 o’clock and 2 o’clock — those are the ideal times to make my move. 10 is before the microwave-hog lunch line and 2 is the post-lunch leftovers hour. Everyone is nursing their cafeteria coma, so I can sneak in undetected. I can’t understand why anyone would put their name on a sack of food. I mean this is a community refrigerator, isn’t it? Sharing is caring. Oh, and there is such a thing as a free lunch.

The Stuffie Details

About 9 inches tall
About 13 inches wide (arm-to-arm)
Sexy eye patch, someone else’s lunch, and someone else’s soda
A nifty badge on back with Fridge Raider’s name and infamous quote
Flat bottom so that Fridge Raider can stand for easy display
Made with a durable nonwoven material
Polyfill stuffing
For big kids aged 15+
Intended for people with good taste and an elevated sense of humor

Encounters with a Real Fridge Raider

I put a new bottle of tasty grape juice in the break room fridge. At the end of the day, I returned to find it half empty. Not only did some schlep have the nerve to guzzle something they knew wasn’t theirs, but they actually broke the seal to do it! Without knowing whose cooties I might be dealing with, I had to kiss the whole bottle goodbye. – Dan from Austin, TX

Wanna Vent?

If you want to call out a Fridge Raider of your own and tell us how they live up to the name, send us your woeful tale. Keep it to a short paragraph or two. If it’s clean and funny, we might just post it! For the protection of all egos involved, and because we have a small legal budget, please keep real names (people and companies) out of the line of fire.