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  CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
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Captain Obvious

“What we need is a solution to our problem! I like to present plain-as-day observations as though they are brilliant insights.”

I think I’m an essential contributor to any project. In fact, we just had a meeting this morning about a new product we’re launching. I had some really great ideas that maybe some people never even thought of. Like, if we want people to buy our product, we need to really figure out what makes people buy our product. And if we use higher-grade materials for manufacturing, it might add to our production costs. I wanted to impress upon them the importance of maximizing our profits. My colleagues were speechless. They just looked at each other in amazement.





The Stuffie Details

  • About 10 inches tall
  • About 7 inches wide
  • Slammin’ cape and flattering speedo
  • A nifty badge on back with Captain Obvious’ name and infamous quote
  • Flat bottom so that Captain Obvious can stand for easy display
  • Made with a durable nonwoven material
  • Polyfill stuffing
  • For big kids aged 15+
  • Intended for people with good taste and an elevated sense of humor

Wanna Vent?

If you want to call out a Captain Obvious of your own and tell us how they live up to the name, send us your woeful tale. Keep it to a short paragraph or two. If it’s clean and funny, we might just post it! For the protection of all egos involved, and because we have a small legal budget, please keep real names (people and companies) out of the line of fire.

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