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  BOTTLENECK
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Bottleneck

“Your emergency is not my priority. I live to throw wrenches into your timelines. I’m the recurring roadblock that pops up on all of your projects. Kiss your deadlines goodbye!”

I need to protect my job by putting needless processes in place and taking a good chunk of project deadlines to do very simple tasks. I can’t have people thinking that my job is easy. Being a roadblock protects others from the dangers of project completion. If we keep completing projects on-time, our customers will come to expect too much. No matter how well you do your job, it all comes to a screeching halt when it gets to me. I am creating job security.





The Stuffie Details

  • About 10 inches tall
  • About 5 1/2 inches wide
  • Fetching hourglass figure
  • A nifty badge on back with Bottleneck’s name and infamous quote
  • Flat bottom so that Bottleneck can stand for easy display
  • Made with a durable nonwoven material
  • Polyfill stuffing
  • For big kids aged 15+
  • Intended for people with good taste and an elevated sense of humor

Wanna Vent?

If you want to call out a Bottleneck of your own and tell us how they live up to the name, send us your woeful tale. Keep it to a short paragraph or two. If it’s clean and funny, we might just post it! For the protection of all egos involved, and because we have a small legal budget, please keep real names (people and companies) out of the line of fire.

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