The Office Cronies strike a chord with the paper-pusher mouse-clicker in all of us. If you’ve ever worked in an office, you know these guys. You’ve rolled your eyes at them. You’ve IM’d your friends about how much they chafe your butt. You’ve taken the long route to your desk just to avoid them.

The Office Cronies collection includes a cast of stuffies to titillate, provoke, or indirectly confront your co-workers. Put ‘em on your desk to keep you company, give ‘em to someone to drop a hint, or just collect ‘em because they’re pretty darn cool. They will make the absurdity of your workday more bearable.

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